The Lap Of Luxury...
Madame Zelda: Was a young woman in a nurse’s uniform murdered in this house with a handsaw?
Blanche: Heavens, no!
Madame Zelda: Are you sure? I’m getting a strong vibration. I see a woman in a white uniform, writhing and screaming. And there’s a man kneeling over her.
Blanche: Well, if it was last Wednesday, that was me and the gentleman I’m currently dating. But that was a French maid’s uniform.
(Source: dailygoldengirls)
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 画
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