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collegehumor:

Cow on a Scooter
The milk’s gone bad by now.

collegehumor:

Cow on a Scooter

The milk’s gone bad by now.

Daily Golden Girls: 05/29/12

Madame Zelda: Was a young woman in a nurse’s uniform murdered in this house with a handsaw?

Blanche: Heavens, no!

Madame Zelda: Are you sure? I’m getting a strong vibration. I see a woman in a white uniform, writhing and screaming. And there’s a man kneeling over her.

Blanche: Well, if it was last Wednesday, that was me and the gentleman I’m currently dating. But that was a French maid’s uniform.

(Source: dailygoldengirls)

actegratuit:

Octopus chandeliers by Adam Wallacavage

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collegehumor:

Creepy Sheep Chair
Perfect for any office.  

collegehumor:

Creepy Sheep Chair

Perfect for any office.  

amizzled:

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’  画

DISTRICT LINE OOOOYAH

amizzled:

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

DISTRICT LINE OOOOYAH

(via iamtheclone)